Rice Fan Club Membership

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
-Mitch Hedberg
How much do you love rice?
About how much rice do you consume per week?
What is your favorite kind of rice?
Would you marry Condy? Yes No
Anything else you'd like to add?
Your rice-related link
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